Do you think that u have privacy in your life & ur all the informations are secret than this is for you ….
Me- Hello! Tucha’s pizza?
Google- No it’s Google’s pizza.
Me- So it’s a wrong number?
Google- No sir, Google bought Tucha’s
Me- OK. Take my order.
Google- Well sir, you want the usual?
Me- The usual?
Google- According to our caller ID, the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheeses, sausage, thick crust.
Google- May I suggest to you add ricotta, arugula with tomato?
Me- No, I hate vegetables
Google- But your cholesterol is not good
Me- How do you know this?
Google- We have the results of your blood test for the past 7 years
Me- I already take medication.
Google- You have not taken medicine recently. 4 months ago you only purchased 30 tablets online
Me- I bought more from another Pharmacy
Google- It’s not showing on your credit card
Me- I paid in cash
Google- But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement
Me- I have another source of cash
Google- According to your Tax files you do not have another source…. unless you did not report it.
Me- I’m hanging up.
Google- The pizza is already at the gps location your are calling from. Have a good day.