“Dude he’s gay,i’m telling you.” Dude she’s a lesbian i betcha.” Do you get the gist?maybe,maybe not!but my brain sure as hell gets tangled with the weirdest of the thoughts such as “how do you become a gay or a bisexual?” or “how do you accomplish coitus?” or “how do you live with each other for the remainder of your lives?”
Section 377-“ahhhh the horror!” falls in the slot of ‘unnatural offences’, ERGO! what it means is if there is a girl and she has feelings for her same sexual counterpart just like ‘Drake’ had for ‘Kiki’ then my sister you reek of nothing but trouble, but hey if you sexually exploit a toddler “it’s normal’, dare you had feelings for her, capiche?
I’m walking on thin ice here ,this can offend anyone easily but i have done my homework on this one.
That ain’t the climax in fact it’s quite opposite, now that you have committed ‘unnatural offence’ you are going to get treated as lesser human being similar to someone who lost a limb or let’s just say you hail from Neptune okay! Now you are a minority and your own religion portrays you as a “sin”. Isn’t this the “la la land?”Wouldn’t you just love to be in a place like this?
What did you say? The largest democracy? of course you are a beloved citizen of the largest democracy on this rock,how can i forget that?
Welcome to the club we have Somalia and Saudi Arabia punishing their people for the same cause. Absolutely we have to compete with pirates!hahaha(sarcasm,duh!).
But what if i told you that the infamous Section 377 is some stupid rule which got stuck from the time when Brits were hanging out here.Some crazy ole’ lad must have tossed up such a crazy thing.
I wanted to ask y’all a question real bad including myself “have you seen such a couple in person?” or “have you been on a tinder date with a person of the so called “LGBTQ” community or is it just judgement being passed from behind the mobile screens and from behind the pages of newspaper which is generally the pattern in our country. Personally i haven’t encountered such people and to be raw and blunt and honest i will also say that it will take some time to sink in watching “Gaurav” and “Kushal” do all the mushy mushy” but i am also aware of the fact that i can’t impose anything on anyone including animals.
Just as you see all these Nike ,UnderArmour advertisements you know top notch athletes screaming at the peak of their throat “i was born with greatness”,”i was born with faith and belief” you know what i’m talking about right?The notion is same here you can’t shove down someone’s gut how not to be gay or how to be gay,it is and i will put in this bold letters “AN ORDER OF NATURE”. A way of life!!!!!!!!A celebration of life!!!
My biggest arguement is if it’s love between two wonderfully chiseled human beings ,why hate it?Love triumphs all right? “We are all a little gay” said Harry Styles. Balderash! what are you talking about ? Kajol running at Kajol in DDLJ doesn’t sound ‘lovey-dovey’ to me.(laughter,again i kid of course).
We indians are a sucker for ‘westernisation’ and i’ve got one word for you-“MODERN FAMILY” actually it’s two words ,Mitchell and Cameron raising their beautiful daughter ‘Lily’,i dunno about anyone else but it was a treat to watch but apparently watching Devender and Harish raise their kid doesn’t quite make the cut for us.
Before we get into the “argy-bargy” of Section 377 if it gets overturned you know stuff like housing, inheritance,military,prior to all that we need to decide as a unit that are we ready for it or not?
Just so y’all know Belgium recently held a festival where people had to dig out hidden sex toys in a field ,yep!legit vibrators and yet we one of the giant economies can’t be on the same graph as Belgium.
I pose a question again,”what goes in on behind closed doors when the latches are done being fastened is any of our business?”why should it bother you? To all those people i say “take a hike,mike!”.
Whenever history is created ,there are a few crazy maniacs behind it and so were the majestic duo of Justice A P Shah and Justice S Muralidhar who looked over the legendary hearing back in 2009.Can you imagine the conversation that would have happened prior to that hearing amongst those two “hey Shah i ‘m getting old man,might as well make history ‘fore i retire.” Just as Croatia were the heroes of this world cup,these two gents were nothing short of a hero figure for the LGBTQ community. The Hindu wrote”Aristotle’s arguements could not have succeded had it not been for Justice A P Shah and Justice S Muralidhar which set the ball in motion.
LGBTQ saw a glimmer of hope through grey clouds when recently a 5 judge bench sat down to hear a cluster of petitions challenging 377.
That’s what i am reppin,let’s not go down the “mom’s spaghetti” version of it ,let’s just keep it black and white as of now,we just have to make believe the ‘naysayers’ that “hey Mr.Elon is trying to settle a colony on the “red planet” and i think the least we can do is let people love each other in whatever beautiful weird they want to.(notice how i said weird because that’s what it would be initially).
I think i am up for it so should be everyone else,the kind of power statement it would make on a global platform if it gets legalized is beyond me!
Just to give all the ladies a heads up i’m as straight as the hair done by a straightener!!!!
“Rainbows are ravishing!!!!!!!”
“LGBTQ”*insert fire emojis* since it is national emoji day and also that’s what those people are,plain FIRE.