Dude. What? I’m bored. Why are you telling me? Go play some humans like a puppet. It’s been quite some time, eh? Besides, I have to cause oceanographers some worry by acidifying the world’s oceans… “catch” you later (with a net)… get it? Haha… ho ho… I’m hilarious.
Your name should be “bad-pun acidification”. Anyways, good idea. I’m going to do just that. Hey, look! There’s that guy who was talking about me being “unreal”. Let me show him just how real I am… let me just hike up the temperature around him… get the anger levels up… now there, let me make that guy trip over him… perfect! The stage is set.
(Meanwhile, on Earth)
Why is it so hot today? Goodness! I am so angry right now… wait, why am I mad? Never mind, I feel like the Hulk. Oh, is my shoelace undone? Let me just fix that. Whoa… I… (thud)… ouch! Are you okay sir?
No! I am not. How dare you trip over me? Do you not know who I am? God, your generation! I have half a mind to give you an earful, but… wait. Let the police handle this… come with me, I’m pressing charges.
But… but… ow! Easy near the collar, sir!
And this is how global warming controls us. Temperatures have a more significant impact on our health than we believe. When people get uncomfortably hot or cold their tempers shoot up and chances of them espousing violence (to let off a little steam) increases, adding one more problem to a world that is already plagued by millions.
Ecomigration and malnourishment are critical drivers of violence as well. We are currently living within an endless circle of problems. Is this the sort of life you wish to lead? One with a plethora of problems handy? I know I don’t. The world is unsafe, but now with global warming controlling our brains, who knows where we are headed.
The only way to truly be free is by putting a stop to global warming. Together. As one people of the planet. If we can pull this off, we will own a power that is truly worth fighting for; freedom.