Dear Jugoose,
RISE!
What will it take?
What will it take to stop the madness?
Is this going to be the legacy?
The legacy of BSE Chor, Cricket Chor, Diamond Chor, Kala-Pathar Chor (KPC) & the King – Rhumbāni Chor?
I haven’t even got to the political arm of this Pantheon of Pigs.
Honourable Mota Kaka and Mota Kaka’s lethal First Lady – let’s call him Mota Kaki.
When Mota Kaki twirls her belan ‘Dilli ka baap bhi kuch nahi kar sakta’.
Do you like this? Morning, noon & night, fight fight fight?
Jagoose are known for good food.
We cook, we eat, we feed.
We burp, drink chash & repeat. Then we sleep.
9 nights a year we dance.
Other days I am content watching Jignesh Mevani.
When did the entire Jugooose morality reduce to money?
We are known for food.
Show me another cuisine that has the balls to bastardize pani-puri with cheese
or order a Jain Biryani willy-nilly?
But now when we talk of our glory years, we won’t talk about Hurda parties, Suterfayni & Sev.
We will talk of massacres and bloodshed.
We will about Godhra burning and how the War has moved from Siachen to Dilli instead.
We will talk about the once Great Barrier Reef and KPC who mined down under for coal.
This particular Jugoose breed has destroyed entire nations & shoals.
We will talk of the PolyMan who crowned himself Prince
His progeny now finances The Saffron Mob’s Kingpins.
The Lotus Empire like all others will fall.
Which side will YOU be on when the walls burn down?
What is the story you will tell –
that as a Jugoose boy I fed all Indians alike?
or followed the Saffron Brigade intent on fear and divide?
Worse still. Did you do nothing at all?
Did you just sit and count your money and thank your Jods?
Jugoose girls RISE. Out of the damn kitchen and into the public space.
No one has yet stopped a Jugoose mom when it comes to food or fire.
Ask Rhumbāni
when she is on the warpath and withholds the ghee.
You can bicker about the noble intentions of all these men till the cows come home.
Point fingers at Little Mario, students, propaganda & foreign anti-nationals from Haryana.?
Throw a hissy fit because someone called your Mota Kaka – Gānda*. (*crazy)
The fact still remains, this nation is torn.
The leadership is out of control.
Some more food for thought.
Have you ever thought of using your money to buy books instead of big rocks?
WHAT do we love? FOOD
WHAT do we not? FIGHT
FARMERS are what? FRIENDS
WHY? They give us FOOOOOD.”
– S
#farmersprotest #peace #love #friendship #unity
#FenceSittingHurtsTheGenitals #respectfood